Kowalski Cult

The Kowalski Cult is a cult created by Exops, the leader of the cult. The cult worships the penguin Kowalski, from the movies Penguins of Madagascar and Madagascar.

"Hey, have you heard about the Kowalski Cult?"
"Yes, Exops our lord created it."

by friendlywriter March 3, 2021

Kowalski Detail

Dropping a deuce on the driver seat of a convertible whose top is down. Performed while hanging your ass over the driver side door.

Fred gave that jerk's Miata a wicked Kowalski detail.

by Nimo and Kris November 20, 2007

kowalski spaghetti

Something a gay person with he's username Gaztons created

KOWALSKI SPAGHETTI

by KOWALSKI SPAGHETTI January 4, 2019

Kowallah

The definition of 2 common words Ko ( Cow In Danish & Knock Out) And Wallah ( Swearing in Islamic Speaking Languages ). This word is very common in the middle eastern to describe a Koala. The word Kowallah was used back in 1986 by the Iranian Shah / King, By Abo Hamza

"Look at this Kowallah"
"Kowallah i swear!"

by Original Abo Hamza Bikmanson January 10, 2019

Kowalski Analysis

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens

Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis

by Elderly Bitch October 30, 2018

Dirty Kowalski

The sexual act of fingering someones ass and instead of performing the famous "Dirty Sanchez",which is wiping your finger across the others top lip,you wipe your figer across your own top lip.

Hey Tony,I was finger banging this girl in the ass last night, and I was so drunk,instead of giving her a "Dirt Sanchez", I gave myself a Dirty Kowalski"!It wasnt good!

by REO Speed Dealer January 15, 2008

Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time

Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant

by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018