by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009
When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!
by 420Freetime January 19, 2012
The meaning of Dick koosie is when you ejaculate and the sperm pools up in the foreskin of uncircumcised penis.
by Mcdingleberry October 17, 2014
"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.
by Romophobia September 23, 2015
When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.
by cottoncandycommander September 03, 2017
Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.
Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
by Anonymous900000000000000 December 16, 2016
by Erikvincent79 January 13, 2016