by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009
Get the Penis Kooziemug. When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!
by 420Freetime February 3, 2012
Get the Beer Kooziedmug. The meaning of Dick koosie is when you ejaculate and the sperm pools up in the foreskin of uncircumcised penis.
by Mcdingleberry October 16, 2014
Get the Dick kooziemug. "How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.
by Romophobia November 7, 2015
Get the finger kooziemug. I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie
by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022
Get the navajo kooziemug. When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.
"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"
or
"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."
or
"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."
by veegee75 January 15, 2009
Get the koozie cushionmug. A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020
Get the Dick Kooziemug.