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koster

Describes a person that becomes too involved in being lazy, and refuses to partake in outside activities.
"Man Gage was totally pulling a koster today, he stayed inside playing gauntlet instead of coming out and playing frisbee."
by General PainGoD April 14, 2010
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koster

someone who constantly fucks up in everything they do. they can’t do absolute shit and therefore always cost their teammates.
dude ur so fucking trash ur such a koster
by ramidash April 11, 2018
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Konstruct

A derogitory term used to describe a person who is under the impression that he is of the opposite race such as a wigger or an oreo
"There is no such thing as a conservative konstruct, you either are or aren't"
by The_Reaper May 27, 2004
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Kunster

1) An Asian verison of a gangster.

2) To keep it really Asian
1) Yo, that so kunster.

2) He's a kunster
by t dot k July 31, 2009
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koster

Noun. The Friar.
Noun. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
Noun. The Koster, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

Interjection - Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)

Verb. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.

Verb Phrase: koster up, Slang.
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Verb Phrase. Fuck off, Slang.
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.

Idiom. Give a koster, Slang. to care; be concerned.
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh koster it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really kostered now.
Aggression: Don't koster with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this kostered question.
Inquiry: Who the koster was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the koster is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a koster-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go koster yourself...
by f'ityfff March 11, 2010
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Kenster

A Youtuber with 1k Amazing Subscribers, Photographer And Actor/Film Maker. Kind Hearted, Sweet, Heart of Gold, Awesome
Kenster
by Youtubia December 27, 2019
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Ava Koster

Ava Koster is the type of girl that you can't stop staring at because of how much she takes your breath away. She deserves only the best and is the best person to vibe with. You could talk to her about anything and her sense of humor is amazing. Not to mention, She has a great sense of style and she can really rock a tennis skirt. She thinks she looks bad without makeup but little does she know she looks amazing without it. Whoever dates her is very lucky to have her. when she gets comfortable with you, you are not going to want her to leave your side because of how fun she is. Ava Koster is amazing, she loves crystals and scents. She also always smells really good.
Person #1: "Hey, so who's Ava Koster dating?"
Person #2: "Oh, she's dating a Lolo?"
Person #1: "Wow, he's so lucky to have her."
Person #2: "Yea, I hope Ava Koster knows how much Lolo loves her though."
Person #1: "Yea me too, they do seem pretty happy together. He did say he was going to do something special for her."
Person #2: "I wonder what it is?"
by LoloFromSpace September 15, 2020
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