kong

(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass

"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."

by yoshimi April 07, 2005

kong

The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.

Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.

by Fingadoo22 May 11, 2007

Kong

Street slang for a friend or companion. Can be used to refer to mostly any male in the common populace.

"Yo, waddup kong?"

bro, brudda, brah, brutha, boss, bowss, mate.

by Silverbacks December 11, 2009

Kong

A small asian man boy who gets a mani/pedi while wearing girl pants and getting his eyebrows waxed.

"that man is disgustingly metro, you might even say he's a kong"

by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010

kong

gorilla sized peter puncher

yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale

by Rule King October 20, 2003

konge

The good looking guy you can find @ undernet!

by Admin July 28, 2003

Kong

A gay / homo who likes to have sexual interaction with dolls.

A 'Kong' also likes to sing girly songs and wear mini skirts, usually very ugly.

"Omg, are you doing KONG?!"

"ARE YOU A KONG?!" OMFG LOLZ!"

"Stop being such a Kong.."

"Stop singing.. goddamn Kong."

by CruciaI March 31, 2008