open the kimono

A 1990's phrase that means that everyone should share data. There should be no secrets between those in the meeting. As in a Japanese wife showing her husband her naked body by opening her silk robe or kimono.

If we’re going to make any progress with this new standard, we’re going to make sure everyone agrees to open the kimono and not withhold any information.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Do You Wear Michiko's Kimono?

The secret (not really) term for asking for the Identity V Stageplay from someone.

Person A:"So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B:"Yes, would you like to try it on?"
OR
Person A: "So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B: "No, I wear Jack's top-hat sorry"

by Josephsmami October 22, 2020

Kemono

Japanese term for Furry. From animals with human attributes like Sonic the Hedgehog, up to humans with animal attributes like Youko-Kurama.

Mermaids & most Greek myth characters are Kemono.

by Allaiyah January 15, 2004

Komodo Dragon

A FUCKING HUGE ASS LIZARD
That has deadly Saliva

Dude look it's a Komodo Dragon
GET THAT SHHHEEEIT AWAY FROM ME BOI

by GigaNegro September 5, 2016

komodo dragon

A nasty fart inherited in a martial art type manner in which the result of the flatulence is directed towards a foe.

Kyle: "Did John just walk over and komodo dragon on you?"
Ben" Yeah, it was really fucking disgusting."

by marmarfaggots November 26, 2017

komonshee

When someone stuffs hot cheese in your ass and cums in your ass.

Man that komonshee was hot last night.

by Daddy time March 27, 2021

My Kimono

Used to refer to the Japanese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.

The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"

Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.

"Yeah, my kimono?"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."

"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."

"That one's my spare kimono"

by Merochan January 15, 2009