kokomo in

The most likely place to get rapped in the ass there are more gangs there than there are in the state.

Oh your horny then go to kokomo Indiana

by I like boobies 12345236764567 October 6, 2016

Kokomo, Indiana

The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.

This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.

*insert Cheers theme song*

"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."

Or

" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."

by teksucks August 13, 2017

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

Kokomo hum

A strange mysterious hum heard in Kokomo indiana from a few years ago
Nobody knows why the hum exists nor where it comes from

Chad: do you hear that hum? Do you think it's from changing at the ashram across the street? Mad: naw man that's the, kokomo hum bro!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Kokomo-ing

When you goto a small town bar jukebox, and proceed to play The Beach Boy’s classic, “Kokomo” no less than 10 times in a row.

Mark: Hey Jim, this place is full of slack-jawed yokels. I think we need to go Kokomo-ing on these hillbillies.

Jim: I don’t know man. There are a lot of people here with guns and lisps.

Mark: That’s okay. These people have trouble urinating into urinal. Do you expect them to be able to hurt you?

Jim: Well no.

Mark: Well then drop the Kokomo!!!

by Penis Alota November 17, 2023

It's in Kokomo

Expression started in 1995 in Muncie IN. When asked where my ex boyfriends possesions were, he would say "In Kokomo" because his ex girlfriend lived there and he left everything with her to avoid drama. "It's in Kokomo"is an appropriate answer for anything lost or left with an ex.

Him: I used to have an X Box
Me: Where is it?
Him: It's in Kokomo.

by veggiegatro May 27, 2010

kokomi

beautiful hydro princess of Inazuma.

kokomi is amazing, beautiful, magnificent and great.

by pie-mon August 26, 2021