Don Knotts

To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum

Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts

by curly December 7, 2003

knott smoker

One who sucks on the cock of another

Hey knott smoker, suck my cock!

by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003

Knott-right

missing part of the brain that links common sense to actions, culminating in daft, often downright bizzare decisions,

Phils bought another French car, damn he's a Knott-right that lad.

by coreybrand September 26, 2007

cian knotts

Utter wet wipe

Cian knotts is a shitebag, wetwipe bastard

by G44_ March 24, 2021

Cian Knotts

Shitebag.

Cian knotts shat it from the boys , he is a fucking shitebag

by G44_ March 24, 2021

knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

Knott Hall

The best male dorm on Notre Dame’s campus. Known for not giving a shit. The dorm everyone in Siegfried wishes they were in.

This mansion is nothing next to Knott Hall.

Man, I wish I lived as good as they do in Knott Hall.

by J.Heat January 23, 2020