Knowlesy Time

The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.

Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.

by mcarse July 11, 2010

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Knowlton

A person of dignified English heritage. A noble person.

Wow...I'm so lucky to be honored by the presence of a Knowlton at my party.

by owl26 January 26, 2012

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knowledge strength integrity

A youtuber who has stemmed out into other areas of the entertainment industry with shit hair as of recent months.

Hey, have you heard Knowledge Strength Integrity's new song?

by Ronathon the Donathon June 8, 2020

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Matt Knowles challenge

To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.

Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"

by HarryTipper May 27, 2011

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