klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick July 23, 2008

klingon

Mos def the most annoying language known to man, spoken by these 'aliens' from Star Trek.

Trekkie: IHGGUfef
NORMAL GUY: *kill*

by Threnody January 12, 2005

klingon

Little round balls of shit that cling to your asshair

I had a load of grungy Klingons after I shit.

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

klingon

A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek

All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends

by smackhater August 14, 2004

Klingon

Toilet paper stuck to the pubic/anal hair

Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!

by Bombay_Bomber September 25, 2011

klingon

A klingon refers to the pieces of shit that get "cling on" to your ass hairs. More commonly found on dogs and cats than humans.

Dude my dog has a massive klingon

by chinnerish October 3, 2009

Klingon

A liberal rioter/protestor with Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) that climbs on moving cars and tries to inhibit the driver from getting to their destination and violently tries to hurt the car and driver only to roll off the car amd smash their face and head causing them to look like a Klingon from the TV series Star Trek.

3 Klingons in Portland were run over after by a normal human being after the liberal Klingons violently tried to attack the driver by climbing on the driver's moving vehicle and attempted to smash the windows out.

by logic ninja September 26, 2020