Klingons.
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
by Skinupman November 22, 2004
A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010
1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 06, 2004
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.
by Captain Tereth May 27, 2005
A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.
I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.
by Vanity Valentine July 05, 2011
Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.
by TruthseekerNJ January 31, 2009