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Kilton Toss

A Scottish bowling technique used in the sport of cricket.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)

This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.

The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”

A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
Fucking hell Dave , you almost took my head off with that ripper of a kilton toss!”

Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
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