invention of edging

The act of edging was invented my mewing master Kayman kavanaugh Tegart after a gooning session lasted for 3 years overtime

"Kayman is me hero because of the invention of edging"

by DaRealGooner November 7, 2023

mother of invention

an invention that changed the world forever

the steam engine changed the world forever a real mother of invention.

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

father of invention

an invention that is based on another invention but used in some different way to the original idea it's used for.

the steam engine in a ship was based after the locomotive train a true father of invention

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018

Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025