Kindering

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day.

The dapper old chap got jailed for Kindering a polizei car...

by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Kinder

To take a vigorously large poop with much enjoyment!

When the turtle head was just about to launch, I went to the bathroom and took a kinder...

by Clide K. Ottis July 13, 2010

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

Kinder Bueno

Also known as "heaven" a Kinder Bueno is the yummiest chocolate ever invented in the universe. Not only is a Kinder Bueno a form of chocolate, it can also be used as an anti-depressant. Once consumed Kinder Bueno's make people forget their life's troubles.

Olive: i gotta do my essay, im so FKD!!!!
Porky: do it you emo kid.
Olive: I cant though...im stupid!!!
Porky: settle down. Have a Bueno. *hands Olive an empty Kinder Bueno wrapper*
Olive: it's empty -(
Porky: LOL i know, i ate it.
Olive: oooooo that's why you're so happy... and fat -)

by DWI.LAG May 19, 2009

Kinder Joy

कट गया

Bhai bandi ne mera kinder joy kar diya

by Gangrelated August 1, 2020

Kinder Yuck

A super-unattractive child. A kid that even the parents wince at when they look at it. Will make some plastic surgeon rich one day.

"OMG. That kid in the stroller is truly the ugliest child I have ever seen. That Kinder Yuck is going to need sunglasses and a wig surgically attached so none of us lose our lunch."

by SusanHunt September 10, 2005

Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018