kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.

1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."

by DigitalWings January 2, 2009

kindergarten crush

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.

Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.

by Kristian Pulz April 23, 2008

Kindergoth

Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.

Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.

by SquirrelQueen May 12, 2017

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

camp kinderland

The most hottest place on the face of this earth.
People ask me where im from
I say Tolland.
Heaven would be too modest for a place like that.
July is the best fucking month ever.

Holy crap theres only 52 days until i go back home.

by smell0 May 14, 2004

Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.

I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.

by D Snutz December 4, 2013

Kinde

A small town at the tip of the thumb in Michigan. It is famous for being "Bean Capitol" of the world at one point in time. It is home to the beloved Kinde Polka Festival... the festival where you get drunk and polka until 4 AM every September. It is also home to the North Huron warriors who pride their colors of blue and gold. Major landmarks include the Kinde hill, the Kinde parking lot, and the Pasta House. Overall, it's just your typical small town full of wanna-be G's and thumbillies.

Where's the party at man? The party is in the classy town of Kinde, man.

by iceicebby December 31, 2010