Kim Kardashian

A woman who has no talent whatsoever and only uses her looks and physical appearance to attract everyone. She's also a fucking whore because she uploaded a sex tape with her boyfriend.

That slut Kim Kardashian just ditched me!

by MetalChick666 June 13, 2010

Kim Kardashian

Some bitch with no talent

Did you listen to that new Kim Kardashian song
Yeah for a second and then I switched the radio station to something good

by GeneralMars 98 March 19, 2017

Kim Kardashian

A shitty ass motherfucker who is married to a douche and shouldn't even be famous and likes to show herself half naked with her boobs hanging out of her shirt.

"Omg did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"

"That show With Kim Kardashian? Believe it's called Keeping Up With the ShitHeads"

"Yes! I watch Keeping Up With The Shit Heads all the time!"

by Morq March 11, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A slut popular for a sex tape and a reality show. no talent once so ever

Kim Kardashian sucks!

by HoneybadgerBond June 19, 2015

Kim Kardashian

You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.

"GOD DAMN IT KIM KARDASHIAN! WHERE YOU OUT FUCKING REGGIE AGAIN?!

by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

Kim Kardashian

A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.

Steve: Dude check it a Kim Kardashian!
Bob: Quick!! Get your shotgun!

by JG boss February 10, 2012

Kim Kardashian

The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.

Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.

by Snowpiercer January 16, 2016