Kickstand

When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.

My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up

by JDJD6969 February 5, 2013

kickstand

When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.

That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!

by Jimmy the Lametoothed Rhinosaurus. October 8, 2003

fuzzy kickstand

In Second Life, when a neko or kitsune type avatar falls asleep standing up, and their tail stops them from falling over. Similar to a bicycle kickstand.

When Caitlynn fell asleep after her set, her fuzzy kickstand kept her from falling on the floor.

by Karisene June 18, 2020

Walk like a kickstand

To use any drug, usually lean to a point of no self control and an extreme "out of it" feeling.

Did you see him walk like a kickstand at the party yesterday

by Deeptraplingo September 12, 2016

Tripod Kickstand

when you have a penis long enough to use as a tripod so you don't need to use your legs.

"Man Solee this trek is killing me man, where all the trees at, i might whip out the tripod kickstand and rest for a while"

by Otungarei February 15, 2009

kickstand

An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.

That ugly bitch came through with dummy fine females, bitch is a straight kickstand

by RickyDosmil January 15, 2011

kickstand

A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.

Man, that was some shit I just took. I had a kickstand.

by turdsmith September 19, 2013