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Kobe'd

Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."
"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."
by Mat IV January 21, 2009
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kobe tai

1. an asian portable woman, who worked with this name in porn movies of vivid productions. she is also known as blake and brooke young. after leaving vivid, she worked in private productions. also she played in the movie very bad things.

she is largely appreciated because of her incredible bravery in maintaining big things in her 5'3'' (1.6 meters) long body. she is a real cockmaster. she can be folded more than a paper and still handle a huge erected penis. her fans are called kobetaists. and so she is such a sexual fantasy for many people.

2. this is also a term used for defining efficiency and capasity to hold, absorb.
ex 1:
yep, this woman can sure handle that big cock, but she is still no kobe tai.

ex 2:
customer: i want a truck that will not cause any problem in holding a load of 20 tons at once.

salesman: this one will fit your demands. it won the kobe tai 2006 award - lorry of the year!
by clasex December 9, 2008
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Kobe!

Derived from the basketball player Kobe Bryant, yelling “Kobe!” usually involves throwing or launching something at a specific target, mostly involving basketball, such as throwing a paper ball at a trash can or can also involve throwing an explosive in a video game.
Person 1: I bet you can’t throw this paper ball into the trash can from all the way across the room.
Person 2: Pfffft. That’s easy.
Person 1: Well, then prove it.
(Person 2 takes paper ball, gets into position and throws)
Person 2: Kobe!
(Person 2 makes shot)
by MaplesG June 6, 2018
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Kobe year

The year when you’re 24 years old
Hey bro I hear you’re turning 24. It’s your Kobe year
by Spacecowboy223 November 24, 2020
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Pull a Kobe

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.
After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.
by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009
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kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
by echeeseburger January 15, 2023
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khobis

A word in Bengali to describe a person who is filthy or unstable. a word used to describe someone negatively or unpleasantly.
" Bushra your such a khobis, your room is so dirty".
by kz_1 January 5, 2020
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