kern 

One who is to be found in a cupboard, usu. making chicken noises.

Kern is a good bloke

kern by Rev. Wankcock November 6, 2003

Kern 

a little girl

Aww, look at that kern all alone.

Kern by Dexxes January 9, 2009

kern 

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance

Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.

kern by comtruce August 18, 2016

Kern 

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum

Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.

Kern by Bimjo December 26, 2017

Kern 

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs

Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight

Kern by Taintremover February 12, 2019

Kern 

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.

I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.

Kern by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021

Kern 

Game player, usually that guy who plays the most women

He just pulled of a kern right there

Kern by Lasandra May 23, 2022