Kern

tha real kern is realy weed

pass ova da kern

by DontAskMeTwice August 12, 2011

Kern

Adjective:
Awesome beyond any and all comprehension.
Impressive beyond measurement or description.

That new invention is so kern, I can't imagine life without it.
He shattered the existing record with that kern performance.

by Smack Rattlecakes February 03, 2010

Kerning

Taking a fat shit in a sink

Yo Steven was kerning yesterday

by BigDaddy6942069420 November 12, 2019

Kern

A penis

Belinda: Yo Tina, that boy has a big kern!

Tina: Show us ya kern!

Alex: I love kern

by kerninthepants September 15, 2009

Kern

A replacement for pretty much every word. Especially words such as fuck and other associated type words.

Last night that asshole was being a straight up kern.
Holy kern! Are you okay?

by Lauren and Ali November 14, 2007

Kern

To place one's legs at a higher elevation than torso. Proceed to masturbate onto one's self's face. Also known as Kerning

Came home today to see John kerning himself right there in the living room

by Kernmyster September 27, 2021

kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004