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Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.
I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.
Kentucky Sticky Floor by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018

Kentucky Slickback 

A body modification where a person with testicles stretches their scrotum towards their anus and attaches it to their frenulum with a series of piercings and jewelry. This modification should be initially done in a warm environment to allow for maximum stretch distance.
Wow, I can't believe that Gage chose a Kentucky Slickback for his first piercing, but I have to admit, it looks good!
Kentucky Slickback by 95celica August 27, 2021

Kentucky Snowstorm 

When a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan, misting the girl lying below said fan.
My boyfriend ejaculated into the ceiling fan during sex last night and I was misted. I felt like I was in a Kentucky Snowstorm
Kentucky Snowstorm by mciowa January 18, 2010

Kentucky Sleeping Pill 

Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.
I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.
Kentucky Shoestring by A Tom15 November 4, 2008

kentucky slamer 

when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open
hey why your door broken??
well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer
kentucky slamer by afa.pn.jm March 31, 2009