Keif

Keif, used to define something bad that has happened.

"Damit, I failEd th spelin test agin, this shit is keif!" or, "Dude, you got busted with the weed man, that's keif."

by Kyle Haccius December 9, 2004

Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

keif box

A small wooden box, devided with a silkscreen used to seperate keif from marijuana buds.

Keith shook some weed up in his keif box before packing a bowl.

by Scooter McGrooter March 17, 2005

Keif Theif

Legend tells of a theif of keif, who steals yo keif, for your keif.

Where's my keif? Oh shit, we were hit by a keif theif!

by Jean Me July 3, 2022

glitter keif

A concentration of glitter and keif, accident or not.

I think we just smoked some glitter keif

by keifairy February 23, 2011

French Fry Keif

When salt gets on your finger tips while eating fries like how keif does when you break up weed. (or handle it in anyway)

Damn, I love french fries but the french fry keif is the tastiest part! Mhmmm...

by Fire Troll November 21, 2011

Killah Keif Dat Hoe

To hump a girl from behind while puffing a grape dutchmaster and listening to pink noise from an i-phone while wearing moon boots and discussing the galaxy.

skeet skeet skeet killah keif dat hoe

by Elizabeth O January 3, 2008