when keeping it real goes wrong

Chappelle show skit that satirizes a situation where a person decides to act on impulse or acts uninhibited by social mores or norms (i.e. "keeping it real") which usually leads to adverse and often times unexpected results.

When keeping it real goes wrong in a board meeting at your corporate job when someone mimics, coopts, or imitates your culture in a condescending way and seeks your affirmation in doing so. (i.e. "Give me some skin, dawg"). Also referred to as "actin' your color"

by JNice007 March 2, 2009

Aimee Keeling

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.

My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty

by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

keefin

Holding a blunt (or other marijuana paraphernalia) for a long time without passing it.

"Yo you still got that L?"
"Yeah man"
"Bumba! Stop keefin it!"

by Ayygabbs November 8, 2013

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Keeping it a Buck

Keeping it a buck means to keep it real, but with the small things in life

"Hey bro, can you tell me which link to go to?"
"Man, I'm keeping it a buck, I just clicked around until I got somewhere"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe

"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"

by DreAddy February 24, 2011

Cocos (Keeling) Island

1. (noun) The devine place. Heaven on Earth. Located in the middle of the Idian Ocean
2. (adjective) Smooth white beaches, crystal clear blue waters, lushes coconuts, incredible constant warm whether and isolated from busy city life.

It's time we went to 'Cocos Island'
This place is like 'Cocos Island'

by Oliver and Basil October 1, 2004