Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.
Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
by Tikibendel April 10, 2011
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by Ok let's be honest March 22, 2017
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by Jailssa is a piece of shit February 16, 2018
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by S.F.P March 28, 2020
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