Mortal Kombat X

A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?

Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?

Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!

Boy: *faints*

by Davcoll, the swag monkey thing May 1, 2015

Kombayn Nikoladze

The main villain in the first splinter cell for Xbox and PS2. He was the president of the former republic of Georgia before he invaded Azerbaijan and jacked all their oil.

Kombayn is a good man who has strong influential and govenmental success.

by Loks July 7, 2005

mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

by AYB October 16, 2003

mortal kombat

A game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.A game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.The game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick ass characters. Scorpion and Sub-Zero.And hope to have unlimited sequels.PLAY IT NOW!

Shao Kahn:Finish him...
Sub-Zero:Krrr...KKKK!!!(Head rip with spine).

by Alex. February 15, 2005

The Kombat Punch

Based off of the video game series, Mortal Kombat, when a person quotes a phrase from the game in a real life situation you punch them in the arm as hard as you can.

Yo that bird just got hit by a firecracker!
Fatality!
*insert The Kombat Punch here*

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

kombucha

A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.

It tastes similar to tart apple cider with vinegar.

by Anita Molina August 3, 2005

Mortal Kombat

The best fighting game ever. Famous for it's blood, gore, and fatalities. The game that caused the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board).

Mortal Kombat is an awesome fighting game.

by DarkBladeWolf September 24, 2006