Kenosha

Kenosha is a medium sized (though small by American standards) city in south eastern Wisconsin, in the cozy little corner of Lake Michigan and Illinois. It is often frequented by Illinoisans (or as they are sometimes called "Illannoyans" ) and is known for it's occasionally visitable beaches and plethora of bars. There is also a bit of a punk scene in the city.

"Hi! I'm from Kenosha!"
"Oh, that's too bad."
"Well, at least I'm not from Racine!

by Killerwardrobes September 2, 2011

Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.

Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”

by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022

Kenosha Renovation

The act of renovating a house, store, school, church, car, or truck by lighting it on fire.

"Jerry was mad that I slept with his wife, so he tried to give my car a Kenosha Renovation."

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Kenosha Cadillac

Any car that came out of the AMC/Chrysler plant in Kenosha, WI.

I'm driving an AMC Pacer which is also known as the "Kenosha Cadillac!"

by JannRickles November 20, 2022

kenosha steamer

This is not unlike the Cincinnati or cleaveland steamer in which a dump is dropped on a chicks chest, but it differs in that the dump must consist of corn, and peanuts. Once the dump has dropped the guy does a swanson dive into the pile, and goes right into missionary sex.

Dude, Mitch told me he just took a Kenosha steamer on his girlfriend.

by The 208 steamer March 16, 2021

Kenosha

4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in Wisconsin. In Kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. You will find asshole drivers (Some of them from Illinois) who WILL drive and WILL push their way through wheather you like it or not. What's there to do in Kenosha? Drink beer at one of the corner bars. Outlet Shopping (Like outlet malls and stuff, go to Kenosha) Other recreation includes shoplifting from ShopKo and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. Thats really about it. The downtown area as well as much of the residentual areas looks trashy and rundown. The police in Kenosha often use excessive force. Examples of this include beating people with musical instruments and pepper spray at a punk rock event and shooting an un armed man who they thought was armed. So watch what you do if you drive through this shithole. People who live in Kenosha often nickname it "Kenowhere" or "K-Town" People in Milwaukee think people from Kenosha are red necks when in reality they're just a bunch of drunks and jackasses.

Hi I'm from Kenosha!

Wow. You must be a hick!

by 1069 October 15, 2005

Kanasha

A name that sounds like it should belong to a woman of african decent, but belongs to a white girl from Bountiful, Utah.

Whats your Girlfirends name?

Her name is Kanasha!

What part of africa is she from?
She is a short white girl, she can get a mean Caribbean tan though.

by J man ustin May 25, 2017