kaepernick

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

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Kahmel

Kahmel usually meaning king, always wants to take over the word and loves sports

Person 1: that kahmel sure loves sports
Person 2: you got that right

by Negpear December 16, 2018

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Kahle

Loyal, good-looking, and friendly male who devotes his time to family and friends. Also has an amazing and never-ending penis.

"I wonder who is going home with that Kahle over there."

by besh besh February 6, 2010

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kahlea

unattainable beauty. to be rad and bootylicious. desirable, envied

Man, she's so... hot, but it's a total kahlea.
Antonym: Unwanted, Possesed
Synonym: opportunity, available, achievable beauty

Common Mispellings-Kylea, Kahlua

by Ky Adams January 26, 2008

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Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.

Some characteristics of Kampens:

- Plays Fortnite

- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.

- Asks what model phone is that

- Asks what games are on that phone

- Asks how long you've had your phone for

- White

- Probably a Christian

- Wears shorts, every fucking day

- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip

- Voice is squeaky as fuck

- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean

- Definitely a virgin

- Makes Yo Mama jokes

It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.

Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019

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Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

by 49ers for life March 31, 2016

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