when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.
by amy May 12, 2004
Get the kankles mug.When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
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by Katie Hater November 7, 2004
Get the Kankles mug.A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.
by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009
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by Schlog Log November 9, 2010
Get the Kackley mug.a fear based reaction to the lower extremities causing the joint area to exibit unnatural qualities visually recognized as fatty skin. "fantasy application"
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