jurgensing

The inhalation of edible solids. Also known as the act of converting food directly into carbon dioxide. One may not notice this food actually exists as it will be inhaled so quickly.
1)Herald and Fred were eating lunch together. Herald dropped a dollar on the floor and bent over to retrieve it. By the time he came back up his friend had already finished his entire lunch. "Wow, you certainly jurgensed your food!" exclaimed Herald.

2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.
by Richard Snodgrass February 13, 2008
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Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"
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cheeky jurgen

Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year
by WidnesLad July 02, 2021
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cheeky jurgen

Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.
“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”
by DtBavs July 02, 2021
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Dirty Jurgen

A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7
Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it
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Jurgened

The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.
Why did you guys stop seeing each other?

Oh I got jurgened
by kkbj October 16, 2014
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