by tessasheldonn January 12, 2012
Get the Sienna Jurgensmug. The inhalation of edible solids. Also known as the act of converting food directly into carbon dioxide. One may not notice this food actually exists as it will be inhaled so quickly.
1)Herald and Fred were eating lunch together. Herald dropped a dollar on the floor and bent over to retrieve it. By the time he came back up his friend had already finished his entire lunch. "Wow, you certainly jurgensed your food!" exclaimed Herald.
2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.
2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.
by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008
Get the jurgensingmug. A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner
crusty old man
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner
crusty old man
by IguessIamKoy December 2, 2023
Get the Jurgen leitnermug. The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.
by kkbj October 16, 2014
Get the Jurgenedmug. the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024
Get the Jurgen klopp memorial daymug. by WidnesLad July 2, 2021
Get the cheeky jurgenmug. usually a teeneger that bandwaggons "damirs".
asks for rides but contributes no gas money. a jurgen always ows money to people and will forever be in dept.
asks for rides but contributes no gas money. a jurgen always ows money to people and will forever be in dept.
by Antonthecreator September 19, 2011
Get the her jurgenmug.