july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 3rd

A day to celebrate some of the best people to have crossed your path

“Happy July 3rd”

by Ahahahakf July 3, 2023

July 3rd

National ask your homie to suck their BBC/BWC day!

Yo homie it’s July 3rd man.

Say less my man ….zipppppp

by National USA Calendar Day July 2, 2024

July 3rd 2023

The Greatest Day Of The Year, Enjoy It While It Lasts

July 3rd 2023 Is a great date

by Annonymous💯🙏🤣 July 1, 2023

February 1st and July 3rd friendship

the friendship between these two dates will last for ever as they are soulmates. they will meet at a young age and will grow old together they are the for each other through everything and even when they fall out, there arguments will never break the friendship. they will make new friends throughout there lives but will never let them make them lose each other. most of the time they are the two pretty best friends. they will make so many memories together and will have so much fun times.

February 1st and July 3rd friendship is the best kind!

by livs best friend January 13, 2021

3rd of July

A day of annual great luck. People who are born on 3rd of July tend to be very energetic but kind people, they'll listen to you when you have something on your mind.

Me: Tom Cruise was born on 3rd of July like me!
Friend: OMG you're so lucky!

by HeyYaaaaaaa November 29, 2020