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juggalo stick

A stick used to beat juggalos loitering near your place of work.
Hey you stupid ICP kids get out of here before I get my juggalo stick.
by mikegabe September 13, 2011
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Juggalo Chuggalo

The grossest part of the Juggalo Initiation Ritual. Before an ICP fan can become a Juggalo, he has to endure a series of challenging homosexual tests to prove his loyalty to the Juggalo lifestyle. In this, the final test, all male members of the Juggalo "family" jerk off and cum in a glass. The initiate must drink all the cum while the group chants "Juggalo Chuggalo!"
Before becoming a Wicked Juggalo Ninja, I had to Juggalo Chuggalo all my friends' cum. It tasted like Faygo!
by Juggalo Ninja 4 Lyfe Yo February 4, 2010
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Working Class Juggalo

A Juggalo, though still dirty and white trash, that works and has a strong work ethic and attendance record.
Josh Cleaverhands has a 9-5 job selling car insurance. He's a working class juggalo.
by Chucky Dollasign August 23, 2016
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juggalo

Darwin's biggest Obstacle.
by robblake April 27, 2008
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Juggalo Tuggalo

When a Juggalo feels horny and there are no Juggalettes around, his Juggalo homie will give him a handjob or sometimes a blowjob. The recipient will then return the favor.

A longstanding custom amongst all Juggalos, whether they identify themselves as gay or straight.

The Juggalo Tuggalo signifies that a Juggalo is never alone. Being a Juggalo isn't about being gay. It's a lifestyle where the Dark Carnival means everything and you'll rep for your homies no matter what. So fuck the h8rz!
My wicked juggalo homie was at my house chillin and he popped a woody so I gave him the old juggalo tuggalo and then he sucked me off. MMFCL
by Juggalo Ninja 69 February 5, 2010
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Juggalo Homies

A bunch of weak, mentally challenged wiggers. They form a support group for one another, enabling them to survive in a world where they are inferior to average people in almost every way.

Juggalo Homies typically speak a form of Pidgin which is a mixture of English (at a kindergarten reading level), and Ebonics at a similar skill level.

They claim to be free of prejudice, but are too lame to be acceptable to any ethnicity other than redneck trailer trash, so Black, Asian, or Hispanic juggalos are almost unknown.
Despite all their lameness and hypocrisy, Juggalos have done one indisputably great thing to for the gay community. By pushing lameness to new heights, Juggalo Homies have redefined the word "faggot." Homosexuals can now live their lives free from this terrible label (unless they also happen to be faggot-ass juggalos).
by I See Pee January 22, 2010
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juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.
by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007
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