ex-girlfriend junction

when a group of your ex-girlfriends get together

You really want to avoid an ex-girlfriend junction

by Liz December 25, 2003

Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.

I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.

by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009

spaghetti junction

Junction 6 of the M6 in north Birmingham. Intersection of the M6, A38(M), A38, and A5127. Most complex junction in UK. Notorious for jams, busiest section of road in Europe.

"Theres a 20 mile tailback from spaghetti..."

by oracle January 25, 2005

fuckhole junction

Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.

I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.

by Paco El Grande March 5, 2012

Junction City

A place where not everyone is in the ghetto. Many times, Junction City is mistaken for a crappy little hole in the state filled with druggies and killers. This is in fact not true.

Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.

Bob- "Lets go to Junction City"

Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die"

Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."

by beaversbaby February 27, 2009

Malfunction Junction

A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.

Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.

by acablue January 14, 2009

Junction City Tea Party

A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.

Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"

Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"

by Kansan17 August 18, 2013