jub jub 

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.

Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they're a right bunch of jub jubs.

jub jub by Marc Parc May 15, 2005

jub jub 

wants rub rub

Person 1: is that jub jub
jub jub: i want rub rub

jub jub by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018

jub jub 

nuffer name for a bath tub

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub

jub jub by neen July 16, 2004

Jub-Jub 

n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious.

2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat.
3. To act in any of the above ways.

"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"

Jub-Jub by jub.jub October 10, 2009

jub-jub 

That odd cousin or step-child that nobody likes.

Also can mean the person that every picks on in a given invoronment
e.g at work I am the jub-jub but at the bank it is Charlie.

your jub-jub is so annoying
hey don't say that about him
it's true though
it would still hurt him though

jub-jub by primester November 3, 2020

jub-jub 

Phrase for describing a socially inept individual who has quirky speech patterns and obsessive thought processes, while remaining bland and uninteresting.

He had what appeared to be lobotomy scars, a burrito-stained t-shirt that had a pickup line in Klingon. All I heard when he spoke was "Well, _basically_ *I* think that Data in Star Trek was jub-jub jub-jub..."

jub-jub by Anonicker September 24, 2009

jub-jub 

man of the brown mac brigade or porn. name given due to noise made by penis when having a hard fast wank.

seen any jub-jubs lately?

jub-jub by klct February 15, 2009