Juanita Darden 

Juanita Darden is a very freaky girl and pretty but is also a loner. Shes will always stick by your side

Juanita Darden is someone I wanna hang around.

Juanita Darden by baby_peaches February 4, 2022

juanita chavez

she is such a chicken. she thinks she is the best which maybe she is, but she is still such a chicken.

“juanita chavez is such a chicken!”

juanita chavez by jimmy johns factory October 12, 2020

Juanita's Law 

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.

Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.

Juanita's Law by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022

Donna Juanita

The Feminine version of "Don Juan"

A woman who gets together with many men.

A promiscuous woman.

I really like Donna Juanita's. They really know what they're doing.

Are you serious? They are all a bunch of stupid skanks! I hate them!

Donna Juanita by donnajuanitajr. October 4, 2009

frozen juanita 

The act of freezing a poop log and using it as a dildo or sex toy.

Let me get the frozen juanita out of the freezer. OR
You can't get pregnant from a frozen juanita.

frozen juanita by sbsociety October 25, 2009

san juanita 

Smart bitch

San Juanita. Yeah she’s a smart bitch.

san juanita by carolinag57 June 18, 2018

The Juanita Special Bean Dip 

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

The Juanita Special Bean Dip by saladhaha July 27, 2010