When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.
How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
by Shensu October 13, 2021
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Donna: Damn. That must be a Macob Jorris
Bob: “Hey Becky, ur panties just fell down”
Donna: yup, that’s surely him
Donna: Damn. That must be a Macob Jorris
Bob: “Hey Becky, ur panties just fell down”
Donna: yup, that’s surely him
by Theactualtruth 101 May 28, 2019
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Get the Joris mug.Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one
by Harry69 June 29, 2009
Get the Joyrider mug.It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.
Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?
Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!
Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!
by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009
Get the Mexican Joyride mug.A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
by MrRudewords June 7, 2011
Get the Jam Rag Joyrider mug.Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.
Mom
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"
Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"
Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"
by a young idiot October 30, 2011
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