A somewhat despicable person, capable of murdering thousands which just his voice, but his true goal has the accuracy of The Aim of a Stormtrooper. The Name is Jouan. Not John, Not Stewart, Not Patrick. Jouan. Pronounced JEW-on. Jewon. Not very athletic and uses his brain for nothing but level 1 chess bots. Physically incapable of lifting 5 pounds, but has the potential to knock over Lego bricks. In Sports such as tennis or basketball, he does not hit the ball, but since he is a nerd, he BECOMES the ball.
Person 1: He has so much potential but wastes it!, he is such a Jouan! Person 2: Don't be a hypocrite you are a Jouan just like him! Person Jouan: I disagree with both of you Jouans! Fourth Wheel: Don't say such insults, you are all probably way smarter than a Jouan!
by Billinous December 1, 2018
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She is that girl with the vibe
She’s a social girl but also caress a lot in her own life that probably no one knows about
When she falls to someone she really does
She is that girl with the vibe
She’s a social girl but also caress a lot in her own life that probably no one knows about
When she falls to someone she really does
I love jolan she’s very good person
by Retaj and ghada November 22, 2021
Get the Jolan mug.A seductive temptress that likes to flaunt her breast and accuse people of starring at them! Very friendly and outgoing, but be careful because she has a venoumous bite when she is wronged! Extremely high maintenance, so much so that she can be quite the clever clepto. Watch your men girls, rulers are not the only things a Joumana may want!!! Very few men could compete for her, if they dare!! Joumana's are commonly referred to by her friends as sassy, seductive, flavorful, wild, drama, vivacious, and "The Instigator". Joumanas think very highly of themselves and may refer to themselves as sensitive, wonderful, and gorgeous, but we know the truth.
by umich June 19, 2008
Get the joumana mug.Julan is a real weirdo, he's also annoying, a perv, a bit of a ladies man, and a hard-core weeaboo. DESPITE all of these unredeeming qualities, he's a great friend to have, even though he steals ur money alot. He's also a nerd who plays with action figures and wears buttoned down shirts.
Wow, that guy always yells Senpai. Oh that guys name is Julan, he's super cool and a good friend to have.
by BigBoi1457 November 19, 2017
Get the Julan mug.1. (n) A word used to explain why someone loves pirates.
2. (v) To sing Johnny Cash while changing into athletic attire.
3. (n) A beautiful woman.
2. (v) To sing Johnny Cash while changing into athletic attire.
3. (n) A beautiful woman.
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-How do pirates celebrate christmas? They say "Wench wench wench!"
-You're such a Jolan!
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-I fell into that burning ring of fire!
-Why are you jolan'?
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-Her eyes are as blue as the sea, her hair as smooth as a waterfall... She must be Jolan.
-How do pirates celebrate christmas? They say "Wench wench wench!"
-You're such a Jolan!
2.
-I fell into that burning ring of fire!
-Why are you jolan'?
3.
-Her eyes are as blue as the sea, her hair as smooth as a waterfall... She must be Jolan.
by crite7898 December 6, 2010
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