Jolan

1. (n) A word used to explain why someone loves pirates.

2. (v) To sing Johnny Cash while changing into athletic attire.

3. (n) A beautiful woman.

1.
-How do pirates celebrate christmas? They say "Wench wench wench!"
-You're such a Jolan!

2.
-I fell into that burning ring of fire!
-Why are you jolan'?

3.
-Her eyes are as blue as the sea, her hair as smooth as a waterfall... She must be Jolan.