Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

by E. J. Z. July 14, 2009

Josted

To get revenge on someone who doesn’t know you’ve been keeping score for their behaviors.

It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.

As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.

He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.

by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019

jospeh

A very dicky person who will screw just about anything

Wow he just took my girlfriend he's a jospeh!!!

by McROck6667777 June 19, 2016

Joshed

When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.

Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.

Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.

by Holehearted June 11, 2018

Drop Jopped

When jaw dropping just isn't enough.

Sarah Murdoch's drop jopped, she brought her hand to her mouth, started tearing-up and was left speechless.

by Quin452 October 20, 2010

Jossed

When a character or his/her close relation is unnecessarily maimed or killed. This includes, but is not limited to the stylings of Joss Whedon (see Fred Weasley).

Person 1: Dude, On a scale of Spike to Tara, how bad was Wesley jossed?
Person 2: More than Coulson, less than Connor.

by mael March 30, 2013

Joshed it up

Being a nugget and messing up something simple and being proud of it.

Then getting salty for people laughing.

*idiot messes something up*

"HE JOSHED IT UP"

by #josheditup January 12, 2017