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Shortened form of the term, "Johnny horny" or "horny for Johnny (NCT)."
Completely understandable.
"Whole tl is jorny.... logging off"
"Jorny hours are always open"
jorny by jeno's airpods January 27, 2019
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jorno jornoth jono Jordon johno jarno jorny jordo jorgo Jonothan
Sexy ass mutthafucka. Sex machine. Likes hot chocolate.
Dang. He be a jorgo.
jorgo by jorgo October 11, 2013
A Jordo knows whatsup. A Jordo is athletic and crazy sexy. And always down to party in the USA. Jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. A Jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. But a Jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. A Jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a Jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.
"OMG that girl over there is out of her mind!"
"That's a Jordo!"

"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
Jordo by Ztopwazhere February 14, 2010
A usually sexy, awesome Male, who is the coolest of all, and has many girlfriends and sexy computer skillz
I wish i was Jonross
Jonross by OMGWOWIMCOOL January 18, 2010
jesus was very jarno
jarno by wwwwwonderful February 4, 2010
A person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked.
Blake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon."
Nico: "I know brah and have you seen his dong?"
Huss: "Have you seen my fucking pies?"
Nico: "STFU and answer my question..."
Huss: Nah i haven't seen his knob but word on the street is it's longer than the street..."
Blake " I heard it's named Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle?"
Nico: "I heard it was called Borris the fur-faced chicken?"
Huss: "I couldn't care less i just want a fucking pie with some tomatie sauce!"?
Jonno by BK DA MONG May 23, 2011