by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023
Get the Jorking my shit rnmug. by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 24, 2025
Get the Jork-It Ballmug. MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
Get the Hey Mordecai, how about you jork memug. (noun, usually a person or moment, sometimes a compliment, often an insult)
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. Crim Jork behavior.”
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
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