Jorden

Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.
"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."
by Curry Mask March 06, 2006
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Jorden is a type of human who is a cold bitch on the outside but a teddy bear on the inside. They tend to care too much about others which causes them hurt. They are persistent but indecisive.
You don’t get it, you’re being a Jorden.
by Sladermater69 November 22, 2021
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A real nigga. Stays out the way, keeps a small circle and keeps it 100. Great sex, so if u got it u better keep it!
She was telling me all about the great things Jorden does, I need me a Jorden.
by KamouXP23 March 02, 2023
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The most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. A girl you would be lucky to have in your life, and someone who would move mountains for the one she loves. A twin flame/ soulmate!
That girl is such a Jorden!
by ErkOdang February 25, 2020
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1. The sickest bball player to grace this planet
2. Brand of shoe that people kill for
I was watching TV and saw Jorden straight school some jokester.

Alley Guy 1: Yo check out my new Jorden's man
*GAT GAT*
Alley Guy 2: Thanks for the new Jorden's playa.
by Bradlee November 26, 2005
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A retarded fuckface with the smallest dick known to man kind. Also, nobody loves them
Your an ass Jorden.
by Chubby Face October 21, 2019
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A crackhead who lies about everything just like his boyfriend delmer
Omg did you see that jorden over there
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