the cult of people named Jordan and none of them are straight and every night they gather and all have sex in a red pries and there are at least 12 per session to join jordadsim u must be gay and underage. ( you can also be bi ) if you would like to join please call the number ( +1 ( 315 ) 922 0298 ) and enjoy.
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by fartperson November 22, 2021
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by blossom<3 October 7, 2012
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Boy: Hey baby, whats your name
Girl: jordaina
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by litty305 May 6, 2018
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by coolstuff12 February 25, 2011
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Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
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