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Johnatan Galindo

little kids or teens with a goofy pfp that is trying to make kids play the blue whale challenge or teens scaring kids online because they have nothing in life better to do
Girl 1: Yesterday i got messaged by johnatan galindo..
Girl 2: Oh my god! you blocked them right?
Girl 1: I did.
by The mochi gabs 12 July 28, 2020
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Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
by dovethebird December 2, 2020
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A beautiful, hot, sweet, caring lady. she attracts A LOT of guys. she can cheer you up when your down. A lot of people are jealous of her. Shes the type of person you can depend on. She can follow through on almost anything. She's always determined and confident. She likes for her voice to be heard. So listen up. she has a lot of common sense and great advice. Also daring too. She's not afraid to try something new. She's athletic. Loves to do everything. She is really talented. Loves to stand out. She's one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. and probably the most caring person you will ever come across. Johnjalyn is an amazing girl. She helps people w/ their problems even though she might be going through stuff of her own. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. She is loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. Johnjalyn has a deep passion for life & the things that are important to her. Some guys dont even deserve her. She is worth waiting for, fighting for. She's fun, strong, outgoing and perfect. Go for her. And once you got her. Never let her go.
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by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Johnjalyn is the prettiest girl you will ever meet. She gotta fatty , and she’s smart, gives great advice ! If you even get a chance to be her friend it will be the best decision that you’ve made. She’s very nice, caring , and she sees the good in everybody . And again she gotta fatty if you think she don’t then you can’t see right !
Des: Johnjalyn is so pretty.
Cran: She’s such a great friend !
by i gotta fatty November 22, 2021
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