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John Barrowman

A hot, smexy, gay, scottish-american man-muffin who works in both TV and the West-End/Broadway on stage.

He moved from scotland to america when he was 8/9 years old and changed to an american accent due to being bullied.

He can switch from american to scottish in a blink of an eye. Bi-lingual.

He seems to be able to do almost everything at once and never sleeps!

His most recent work on UK TV would be- Portraying the character Captain Jack in Torchwood and Doctor who
And being a judge on the talent show 'I'd Do Anything'.
John Barrowman is an actor, proformer, singer, multi talented sex-god.
by JessTDa June 29, 2008
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John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.
Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!
by Ishke February 18, 2009
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John Belushi

Great comedian from the original SNL cast.

A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".
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by lick me bumhole September 28, 2004
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John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010
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Sheriff John Bunnell

Has the whitest teeth known to man.
by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004
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john belushi

The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.
Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!
by Darth_`Eowyn November 18, 2006
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