Joesexual

Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!

MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!

MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH

by inuwee June 30, 2022

Joesexual

Thinking you're straight when you're actually gay, bi, or pan.

Ex 1:
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."

Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"

by Yashieee June 29, 2023

Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.

The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!

by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020

joemeal

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

by GreenMonkey July 20, 2008

joesexual

the feeling you get when you see pictures of joe keery

i saw joe keery and now im joesexual

by boi dumb November 9, 2017

Joement

When that one bro at a social gathering gets too drunk and starts acting like an uncontrollable emotional train wreck and continually repeats themselves.

We were at the party last night and Brandon started having a joement in front of everyone.Yeah

by Zrys August 10, 2019

Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.

As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.

by Oilblues September 20, 2020