Jophie

Someone always caught up in PDA, whether it’s just hugging or a full-on lip lock

"Wow, you're such a Jophie Lisa."
"What do you mean-?"
"You literally kissed that guy for five minutes."

by Snicctoria August 28, 2018

Jahiem

A boy who is unique and special, loyal who always knows what to do and say. Someone is dedicated the task he’s given also someone who is very reliable you can always count on Jahiem to get something done for you no questions ask. Jahiem is a guy who loves to give and have a very big heart maybe the biggest heart outta everybody but he also knows to use it carefully and wise. Jahiem is filled with wisdom from his past mistakes so everybody will think he’s a 55 year old man from the inside. Jahiem is the most understand, sensitive, lovable, trustworthy guy you can ever meet. Jahiem is the best boyfriend you can ever have in a relationship, he will never cheat, lie, embarrass you. A Jahiem is the best friend you can ever have to yourself because you know he will treat you any different than somebody else treated you. A Jahiem can decide when to be the best at something but he chooses to be causal because he doesn’t want to live by anyone exceptions but his own. Jahiem is the most hardworking person ever and be the best employee you ever hired. If Jahiem wants something he’ll go and get it no matter how long it takes. Jahiem is a gamer but not that much, he’s the best and he knows it but decides to be causal. A Jahiem can make you forget your problems and make you see all the positive thing you have about yourself, he’ll make you fall in love with him after one deep conversation with him. Jahiem is the best human you can have exist in your life.

Shawn: Hey you know jahiem is really cool.

Kyle:Nah I didn’t I got the chance to know him.

Shawn: I’m telling you dude Jahiem is the main reason my life has changed.

Kyle: Yeah I need new friends too, Let’s start hanging out with Jahiem.

by anonymous February 15, 2022

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.

Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.

by The Sex Gods June 9, 2009

Joshie Monsters Mic

"Joshie Monsters Mic" is the exact same thing as earrape. Unpleasing and stupid. Just get a new mic instead of ear-raping the boys in a fortnite tournament.

"Josh get a new mic" Said Jayden

"No" Josh says as he scissors ruby
Joshie Monsters Mic

by Swansey November 15, 2021

Jahiem

JAHIEM is really spelled JAHEIM. Hes the R&B crooner with the hypnotic, deep, sensual voice that will make the ladies melt. He's the nigga that knows how to fool the crowd by looking thugged out but when he opens his mouth be brings nothing but sweet sounds of love to the air.

I can think of 100 ways to adore Jaheim.

by MrsJahJahHoagland October 9, 2004

joanie

joanie is a very loyal person.. you can count on her whenever. she always there when you need someone, coolest n realist female you’ll ever meet no cap. her actions speak louder then words. never cap. gets madddddd very easily. goofy. nd anything you ask for inna female .

joanie was heree😝

by jusdatkid November 2, 2019

Joshiepoo

The most amazingly adorable guy you will ever date. He's very sweet and a perfect gentleman. He has a great smile and can always cheer you up. He's handsome and strong but would never try to take advantage of anyone. Every girl wants a Joshiepoo!

Girl #1: Wow! Whoever gave you those flowers is so sweet!
Girl #2: I know! He's such a Joshiepoo!
Girl #1: I need to get myself a Joshiepoo!

by Joshiepoolover15 February 18, 2013