A white name for an
asian whose
parents wanted an easy name. A person who has NO manners and only bullies other people. Joannes are often mistaken for
Joanna's who are more polite and intelligent. If you ever meet a Joanne make sure you run away. Or at least give it food. Joannes can also be mistaken as seagulls. They always have '
Cecilia's' chasing after them trying to 'civilise' them' but it never works so they join them. Joannes can f***k up your life, You either join them or fear them. If not you die. Be careful around Joannes and never fall for their fake niceness. They can hit you but you can't hit them.
Old Joannes own dim sim shops and go by the name Ling-Ling
Person 1: "Dude that girl just hit me"
Person 2: "That must be a Joanne. Run the other direction"
Person 1: "Dude that person keeps following me looking at my bread"
Person 2: "Man, Joannes
hate butter put more
butter on it"
Person 1: "Oh what are you on about I know a Joanne and she'
s really kind"
Person 2: "You probably have her mixed up with a
Joanna"
Person 1: "Did you hear about that person who was pushed in front of a bus"
Person 2: "Yeah, they knew a Joanne"
Person 3: "Wow the world is scary these days"
Person 2: "If you ever see a Joanne run"
Person 1: "I feel like someone is looking at me when I sleep"
Person 2: "It's probably just a Joanne"