It's true we're #1 for STDs now not Radford but that's okay because at least we'll have jobs after we graduate.
Tech and UVA may shit on us but they still come to our Halloween uninvited year after year and awkwardly try to get with our much more attractive student body but usually end up getting too drunk and failing miserably.
If you want an almost guaranteed decent job in the D.C. area from a school that has a higher median post graduate salary than Penn State University, then you came to the right place.
Sure it may not take you 4 years to graduate, but that's kindof expected when 30% of your time here was spent drunk putting your clothing back on after another... interesting night
Tech and UVA may shit on us but they still come to our Halloween uninvited year after year and awkwardly try to get with our much more attractive student body but usually end up getting too drunk and failing miserably.
If you want an almost guaranteed decent job in the D.C. area from a school that has a higher median post graduate salary than Penn State University, then you came to the right place.
Sure it may not take you 4 years to graduate, but that's kindof expected when 30% of your time here was spent drunk putting your clothing back on after another... interesting night
Damn bro you go to JMU, how are the girls there?
"Bro don't get me started haha I'm living the dream"
"Bro don't get me started haha I'm living the dream"
by updateurbandic22 January 09, 2023
An over glorified teacher's college for stuck up bitches who think they can party. The place is full of little bitches who think they're all the smartest kids and think they can drink. They are also prone to brag about the fact that they are one of the most "elite" schools in the area and that they party harder than any other school. All the girls claim to be models and think they’re the shit, when in fact they're pretty ugg even after a few drinks. Seriously, why would anyone want to go to JMU, what the fuck is there to do in Harrisonburg?
JMU bitch: "yeah, JMU has all the hottest kids and all the best parties"
ODU kid: "how much did you have to drink last night?"
JMU bitch: "shit man, I don't even know, probably like 6 or 7 beers"
ODU kid: "wow, you're cool man"
ODU kid: "how much did you have to drink last night?"
JMU bitch: "shit man, I don't even know, probably like 6 or 7 beers"
ODU kid: "wow, you're cool man"
by marmph February 20, 2010
Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.
GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."
by jman October 30, 2004
jo' mama university
Senior year of high school:
"So, have you heard from colleges?"
"Yeah, I got into JMU last night."
"Oh, James Madison University?"
"No, Jo' Mama University."
OR:
"I got a degree in anal penetration, with honors, from JMU...Jo' Mama University!"
"So, have you heard from colleges?"
"Yeah, I got into JMU last night."
"Oh, James Madison University?"
"No, Jo' Mama University."
OR:
"I got a degree in anal penetration, with honors, from JMU...Jo' Mama University!"
by Nick D February 25, 2003
by Anti-JMU Girl March 19, 2009
Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.
by dajakester July 08, 2011
I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma
by UVA Law July 02, 2011