Jizzy

A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.

"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"

Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"

Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"

by Dr. Deadly June 30, 2011

Jizzy

Another slang term for a joint

Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.

Lets go smoke a joint on the roof

by Shiba SHiba September 25, 2003

Jizzi

derogatory slur used for cis white males, usually named brad. refer to wet biscuit.

take your confederate flag down you fuckin jizzi!

by lesliecat96209821 December 3, 2021

Jizziness

A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.

Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.

You're gonna get the jizziness.

by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009

Jizzy

Another way of saying "Jesus"

I put it on Jizzy no cap

by clown_man May 5, 2021

Jizzy

When you jizz so hard you are dizzy

That nut I busted was so epic, I couldn't tell if I caused permanent brain damage or was just jizzy.

by Kilroywasallupinherr December 4, 2018

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012