Jizzmits

Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.

Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"

by Dr Luke, Dr H, Dr Delusions. May 12, 2009

Jizzitus

the after shock of licking chris smith's botch.

i have jizzitus on my shoulder.

by MR. HALO 2! November 19, 2004

jizzit

to visit someone at college for the sole reason of having sex.

I'm going to jizzit Tiffany tomorrow.

by bitch say wha December 9, 2009

jizzpipe

A term for a vagina.

Did you see Jenny's jizzpipe? It's clogged with semen!

by Gent L Man January 8, 2008

jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

jizzpiss

when you jizz and then piss afterwards

"Man last night I let out a jizzpiss on my girlfriend, she wasnt too pleased with that"

by Hobbs April 14, 2005

Jizzpot

A jizzpot is a big fat skank (Bitch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe's eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they're mainly called jizzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers

Shane, look at that fat fucking jizzpot over there, shouldn't them kids be at school, Look at that rip in the arse of her leggings, fat cunt

by Maria67 March 19, 2011