jizzit

to visit someone at college for the sole reason of having sex.

I'm going to jizzit Tiffany tomorrow.

by bitch say wha December 9, 2009

jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

Jizznit

When something is 3 to 8 times cooler than something that is "the shiznit"

The chicks in that pearl iridescent corvette are the JIZZNIT!!!!

by Jay Dogg Pearl Iridescent August 26, 2019

Jizzit

When you visit someone with the intention of participating in sexual activities.

"If you're not busy this evening I can pop round for a quick jizzit."

by Dharosie October 22, 2020

jizzitizing

When your Jizz turns into 1's and 0's
What happens when you jerk off into a dvd tray
Jerking off so hard you turn a jpeg soggy

Jizzitizing is surprisingly hard to use in a sentence

by WindowLickingGoodness November 4, 2020