Jihadistan

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.

Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017

Ass Jihad

An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.

Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.

by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008

Jiya

So Hi! I know a Jiya and she is the most caring, loving kind-hearted person you will ever know. She has gorgeous hair and she will make you laugh until you cry. She is my best friend and I could not have found anyone else like her. I love her to death! One more thing, she is super smart. She always gets straight A’s which you know is an awesome quality in a gf.

Person 1: Ooh you see that girl over there?

Person 2: Ya! She so pretty.
Person 1: She gotta be a Jiya
Person 2: Hell Ya!!

by JJ_Dict-tion-ArY March 13, 2021

Jiya

The most amazing girl in the world. She would have an amazing personality to compliment her amazing smile, pretty eyes and beautiful face. She would have to be a redskins fan. She would also have to have a chill personality, but at the same time be an honesty, trustworthy person that you could put your life on the line for. Her amazing smile would literally have to be an ear-to-ear smile and just make the whole room lite up, even though its cliche its the truth. And you have to be able to look into her eyes and see the future of your life. Some one who you truly love, and you would never, ever lie to or ever come close to hurting her at all. Your love for her must be unmeasurable, incomparable, and so much that its indescribable something you will never be able to put into words.

My girlfriend is a Jiya.

by MitusOneandOnly August 2, 2010

Space Jihad

To use an RPG and a jet pack at the same time

that's it I'm going space jihad your dumbass

by Stauder241 May 4, 2008

crimson jihad

The terrorist group in ARRRRNIE film - TRUE LIES

"i will destroy crimson jihad, YAAUUUUU" - Arnie

by ARNIE MAN September 27, 2007

jihadil

The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.

Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil

by $wervy December 5, 2013