A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the smallPittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.
"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"
a Jewish Persian or a Persian Jew. They are either from Isreal or Iran (or both), and have massive quantities in Los Angeles, New York, and Vancouver. They tend to have a good amount of money, often showcased in their house and BMW, though sometimes the car can be a Mercedes. Most are well educated. They love to party, carry a lot of drama with them, and like to party and go places for vacation even more. Although, they do have really delicious food.
Im sick of all these Jewpers in Beverly Hills. Why cant they be in Tel Aviv or Tehran?