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Jewpwned 

said as: Jew-poo-ned,

an occasion when u totally nail a jew with some form of projectile that causes them pain.
Hey dude wat did u do today?
I went paintballin and totally Jewpwned my jewmate, right in the crotch
Jewpwned by homeriolo May 3, 2009
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A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the small Pittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.
"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"
a Jewish Persian or a Persian Jew. They are either from Isreal or Iran (or both), and have massive quantities in Los Angeles, New York, and Vancouver. They tend to have a good amount of money, often showcased in their house and BMW, though sometimes the car can be a Mercedes. Most are well educated. They love to party, carry a lot of drama with them, and like to party and go places for vacation even more. Although, they do have really delicious food.
Im sick of all these Jewpers in Beverly Hills. Why cant they be in Tel Aviv or Tehran?
Jewper by ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh June 19, 2011
a three person group containg two members of a christian or catholic religion and i member of the jewish religion.
Christian Boy- dude we are the best jewfew in the world

Catholic Kid- yea no one can bring us down

Jewish Kid- i mean who else in this world has three friend; one in the christian religion the second in the catholic religion and the third is a jew.
jewfew by mountain dew you February 7, 2009
A Jewish guy who sexually attracted to small children who have lots of money.
Is that man on your street a Jewpedo?
Yeah, he's attracted to coins and children.
Jewpedo by Jewpedo March 31, 2021
Persian Jews that are clicky and make you feel weird even if you are like them
Those Persian jewpers in uci. They only like themselves. Good luck with that.
Jewpers by Cardian July 4, 2023